We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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