I want to walk on stilts...naked
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
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Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering