Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
These 23 People Had Sex With Someone From Completely Different Cultures
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
25 Medical Facts That Need To Be Common Knowledge
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
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