Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (612): View more from Minnesota

  he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper

  (952): View more from Minnesota

  Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (612): he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper (952): Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it? http://tfl.nu/ydx5
  Replies (9) Good night (963) Bad night (3891)
• Favorite

  (310): View more from California

  So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (310): So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops? http://tfl.nu/jkax
  Replies (33) Good night (988) Bad night (3851)
• Favorite

  (231): View more from Michigan

  I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (231): I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends. http://tfl.nu/26nn
  Replies (15) Good night (1922) Bad night (4034)
• Favorite

  (702): View more from Nevada

  Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?

  (636): View more from Missouri

  anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (702): Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls? (636): anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence http://tfl.nu/1u56
  Replies (32) Good night (8781) Bad night (1031)
• Favorite

  (541): View more from Oregon

  I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.

  (1-541): View more from Oregon

  Miracles do happen.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (541): I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now. (1-541): Miracles do happen. http://tfl.nu/zv9s
  Replies (13) Good night (4256) Bad night (844)
• Favorite

  (606): View more from Kentucky

  I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (606): I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it http://tfl.nu/8mat
  Replies (6) Good night (2881) Bad night (1082)
• Favorite

  (207): View more from Maine

  traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (207): traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK http://tfl.nu/1e7j
  Replies (4) Good night (3156) Bad night (813)
• Favorite

  (478): View more from Georgia

  You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable

  (318): View more from Louisiana

  You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (478): You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable (318): You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call. http://tfl.nu/575v
  Replies (13) Good night (2719) Bad night (821)
• Favorite

  (315): View more from New York

  The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (315): The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me. http://tfl.nu/qtoi
  Replies (6) Good night (1447) Bad night (451)
• Favorite

  (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (832): You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life. http://tfl.nu/rg4t
  Replies (3) Good night (1175) Bad night (553)
• Favorite

  (515): View more from Iowa

  Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (515): Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo? http://tfl.nu/dsc3
  Replies (13) Good night (1484) Bad night (432)
• Favorite

  (469): View more from Texas

  One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (469): One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism http://tfl.nu/54iy
  Replies (5) Good night (457) Bad night (874)
• Favorite

  (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (902): after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart. http://tfl.nu/tash
  Replies (4) Good night (865) Bad night (338)
• Favorite

  (214): View more from Texas

  Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (214): Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight http://tfl.nu/391k
  Replies (5) Good night (937) Bad night (389)
• Favorite

  (410): View more from Maryland

  I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (410): I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god http://tfl.nu/pepn
  Replies (7) Good night (881) Bad night (487)

Randomize