OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
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So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
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hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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