dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
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When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
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I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
What would I even say at the wedding? "Sorry that I still wouldn't sleep with you after four years of you trying...but hopefully my sister here isn't that stubborn" and give him an awkward pat on the back?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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