Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Randomize
