***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
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She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
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Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
Come on in and take your pants off
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