I wanna bring you to show and tell
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just got physical proof that at 6 am i was running around with raw potatoes threatening to mash them on his floor. Hello, Mobile uploads
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
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