: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
