Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Banned from zoo.
Again?
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
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he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
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I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
i believe in u and ur pee
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
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