i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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