best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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