Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
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I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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