Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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