one two three fourrrrnication!
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
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I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
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I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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