as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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