Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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