Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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