My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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