I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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