who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
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It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
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Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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