How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
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Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
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Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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