It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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