If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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