I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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