i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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