I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
My life is like the prequel to "40 Year Old Virgin"
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
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