is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
