Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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