his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
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I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
the awesomest thing about staying behind in our lame ass dorm room by myself during spring break: I've now nutted in 3 inconspicuous locations on your side of the room. brag to me again about how fucking awesome tahoe is you shithead. I dare you.
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