how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
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