i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
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he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
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holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
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