My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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