let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
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I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
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I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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