He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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