Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
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I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
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I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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