Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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