So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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