normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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