She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I have bruises all over from falling so much last night, I even have bruises on my arms from them picking me up off the street.. Oh vodka nights.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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