What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
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