Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
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Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think im in europe. pls send help
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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