oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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