Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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