BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
He crawled outside into the bushes to throw up. He's just laying there now but he says he'll be ready to come home if we just give him five
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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