She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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