Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
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I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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