She said her name was "party"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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