its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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