First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
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I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
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Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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