Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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