After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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