The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
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im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
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I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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