pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
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Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
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I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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