I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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