For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
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I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
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STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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