i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
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